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Don Duncan, Paul Beck, Mike Holmes, Matt McConeghy, Bennett Hammond, Craig Edwards 1999 photo: S. Mrozak
 

 

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1. How can you tell the difference between old-time fiddle tunes?
          By their names…

2. What is the definition of perfect pitch?
         Throwing a fiddle into a toilet without hitting the seat.

3. What's the difference between a fiddle and a Chain Saw?
          You can turn a chain saw off.

4. Why did the fiddler cross the road?
         It was the chicken's day off.

5. What's the difference between a fiddler playing in "D" and a locksmith?
          A locksmith knows how to change keys, and can get paid for it !

6. What's the difference between a fiddle and a Trampoline?
          You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

7. How can you tell the difference between a bunch of grapes and fiddling jam?
          Jump up & down on one and you get wine,  on the other you get whines

8. How many fiddle players does it take to eat an opossum?
         Two, one to eat it & one to watch for cars.

9. What did the fiddler get on his I.Q.test?  Drool.

10. What's the best thing to play on a fiddle?
         A flame-thrower.

11. Why are fiddles better than guitars?
        They burn longer.

12. What's the difference between a fiddle and a Harley Davidson Motorcycle?
         You can tune a Harley.

13. What's the best thing to play on a guitar? Solitaire.

14. How can you tell if there's a banjo player at your door?
     They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don't know when to come in.

15. Why are banjo jokes so darned simple?
        So fiddlers can understand them

 


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