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1.
How can you tell the difference between old-time fiddle tunes?
By
their names…
2. What is the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing
a fiddle into a toilet without hitting the seat.
3. What's the difference between a fiddle
and a Chain Saw?
You
can turn a chain saw off.
4. Why did the fiddler cross the road?
It
was the chicken's day off.
5. What's the difference between a fiddler
playing in "D" and a locksmith?
A
locksmith knows how to change keys, and can get paid for it !
6. What's the difference between a fiddle
and a Trampoline?
You
take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
7. How can you tell the difference between
a bunch of grapes and fiddling jam?
Jump
up & down on one and you get wine, on the other you get whines
8. How many fiddle players does it take
to eat an opossum?
Two,
one to eat it & one to watch for cars.
9. What did the fiddler get on his I.Q.test?
Drool.
10. What's the best thing to play on a
fiddle?
A
flame-thrower.
11. Why are fiddles better than guitars?
They
burn longer.
12. What's the difference between a fiddle
and a Harley Davidson Motorcycle?
You
can tune a Harley.
13. What's the best thing to play on a
guitar? Solitaire.
14. How can you tell if there's a banjo
player at your door?
They can't
find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don't know when to come
in.
15. Why are banjo jokes so darned simple?
So
fiddlers can understand them
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